Dear J,
What is going on with these boobs? Even upon zoom-in I remain perplexed!!!
XOXO
J
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
dear god, no.
dear J,
I know Comme Des Garcons is too haute for me to fully comprehend, but these are just awful. Maybe if you were to frame them and display them via shadow box, I would ALMOST approve...but wearing these is NOT a good idea for anyone (in my humble opinion).
KISSES AND HUGS FROM THE CAPE!!!
j
I know Comme Des Garcons is too haute for me to fully comprehend, but these are just awful. Maybe if you were to frame them and display them via shadow box, I would ALMOST approve...but wearing these is NOT a good idea for anyone (in my humble opinion).
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| Comme Des Garcons VINTAGE SCARF SHORTS $2275 |
j
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Special Flatforms
Dear J,
I know platforms and "flatforms" are way in right now. But that is no excuse for these. They are an insult to all that is good and right in the world...they are an assault on my senses. From the leather that seamlessly continues straight down the 4 inch platform, to the skinny sole...i am disgusted. I do, however, understand the $128 price tag, as that much leather does not come cheap!
XO,
J
I know platforms and "flatforms" are way in right now. But that is no excuse for these. They are an insult to all that is good and right in the world...they are an assault on my senses. From the leather that seamlessly continues straight down the 4 inch platform, to the skinny sole...i am disgusted. I do, however, understand the $128 price tag, as that much leather does not come cheap!
XO,
J
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
No, My coochie is NOT showing...it just looks like it is.
Dear Juliana,
As I gawked at how overly complicated and busy this swimsuit looked, my dear husband pointed out to me that, due to a strategically placed dark area of print, it looked as if we were seeing this model's hair "down there." So not only is this suit overly busy and a bit strange...it also has, what i would deem to be, an extremely undesirable peek-a-boo illusion in an area that should not be peeked!!!
kisses,
j
As I gawked at how overly complicated and busy this swimsuit looked, my dear husband pointed out to me that, due to a strategically placed dark area of print, it looked as if we were seeing this model's hair "down there." So not only is this suit overly busy and a bit strange...it also has, what i would deem to be, an extremely undesirable peek-a-boo illusion in an area that should not be peeked!!!
kisses,
j
Rag & Bone "Elizabeth One Piece" reduced from $370 to $185
Snatch it up while you can (pun intended!) at Ssense
Monday, June 20, 2011
high class hooker
Dear Jessica,
I am not going to deny there is something I love about this dress. What I question here, is the actual use of the word “dress” when referring to this garment. If it was lingerie, I’d be right there. But as I am looking for a dress to wear to a wedding in July, I can’t help but think that if I showed up in this, people might mistake me for a high class hooker…
xo,
j
Lace Detailed Silk Chiffon Dress
Original Price 4,395 Now 1,538.25
at The Outnet
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Another Denim Fail
Dear Juliana,
These jeans are not flattering nor attractive nor inexpensive and the name couldn't be more misleading. They anger me.
kisses, and hope to see you soon (in hot, brightly colored denim!)
j
These jeans are not flattering nor attractive nor inexpensive and the name couldn't be more misleading. They anger me.
kisses, and hope to see you soon (in hot, brightly colored denim!)
j
Tory Burch Tab-Front Super Skinny Jeans
reduced on Bloomingdales.com to $131.60
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Gap-trocious
Dear Juliana,
No, The Gap is not my favorite store, but they have cute pieces from time to time. This pair of shorts is bad, even for The Gap. Did anyone in charge even look at these on a model before putting them into production? From the overdone sandblasting, to the flarey bermuda legs, to the exposed button fly...these shorts just won't quit (and quittin' time was in 1992).
Ick.
Jessica
No, The Gap is not my favorite store, but they have cute pieces from time to time. This pair of shorts is bad, even for The Gap. Did anyone in charge even look at these on a model before putting them into production? From the overdone sandblasting, to the flarey bermuda legs, to the exposed button fly...these shorts just won't quit (and quittin' time was in 1992).
Ick.
Jessica
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