No, My coochie is NOT showing...it just looks like it is.

Dear Juliana,
As I gawked at how overly complicated and busy this swimsuit looked, my dear husband pointed out to me that, due to a strategically placed dark area of print, it looked as if we were seeing this model's hair "down there." So not only is this suit overly busy and a bit strange...it also has, what i would deem to be, an extremely undesirable peek-a-boo illusion in an area that should not be peeked!!!
kisses,
j

Rag & Bone "Elizabeth One Piece" reduced from $370 to $185

Snatch it up while you can (pun intended!) at Ssense

high class hooker

Dear Jessica,

I am not going to deny there is something I love about this dress. What I question here, is the actual use of the word “dress” when referring to this garment. If it was lingerie, I’d be right there. But as I am looking for a dress to wear to a wedding in July, I can’t help but think that if I showed up in this, people might mistake me for a high class hooker…

xo,

j

Julien Macdonald
Lace Detailed Silk Chiffon Dress
Original Price 4,395 Now 1,538.25
at The Outnet

Another Denim Fail

Dear Juliana,
 These jeans are not flattering nor attractive nor inexpensive and the name couldn't be more misleading. They anger me.
kisses, and hope to see you soon (in hot, brightly colored denim!)
j

Tory Burch Tab-Front Super Skinny Jeans

reduced on Bloomingdales.com to $131.60