Gap-trocious

Dear Juliana,

No, The Gap is not my favorite store, but they have cute pieces from time to time. This pair of shorts is bad, even for The Gap. Did anyone in charge even look at these on a model before putting them into production? From the overdone sandblasting, to the flarey bermuda legs, to the exposed button fly...these shorts just won't quit (and quittin' time was in 1992).

Ick.

Jessica

Patch pocket shorts (cape may wash)

Gap $54.95 (whoa, NOT discounted yet, WHAT?)

Um, Hello!

Dear Jessica,

Is that a crazy diagonal fly, or are you just happy to see me?

:)
Juliana

Elizabeth and James
Jacques Short
$295
at Shopbop

Special Sneakers

Dear J,
These Isabel Marant sneakers remind me of something a female Napoleon Dynamite would wear. Just in case you have gone mad and are thinking that they may not be so bad when on, i have posted a photo of them in action. They are indeed HORRIBLE.

xoxo,
j

ISABEL MARANT

Perkins suede and leather wedge sneakers

$660 Net-a-Porter

Uggly

Dear Jessica,

Uggs are comfortable. I will not deny that. I will not deny that there are days when all I want to put on are my uggs and jeans and a big sweatshirt. However, Uggs are also ugly. Even the least ugly Uggs are ugly. And these, well, they are taking it to a whole new level. The worst part? You know these are being worn with jeans. And you know how I feel about denim on denim...

xo
Juliana

UGG® Australia "Delaine" Sport Boots

Reg $160.00
Sale $112.00

at Bloomingdales