This just pisses me off

Dear Juliana,
i know this pisses you off too. It is April 27...no, i do not want to preview fall '11!!!!
f u Bergdorf Goodman!

Love,

J

look familiar?

Dear Jessica,

This outfit reminds me fondly of the 3 piece set debacle of 2008. Only in this case, the shorts are leather and the pants satin. I guess we were ahead of our time.

xo,
J

Maison Martin Margiela
at Bergdorf Goodman
Leather Shorts- $1,395.00
Satin Pants- $1,110.00

The 70's are back in the worst possible way...

Dear Juliana,

I know we have spoken of these before, but they are worth another look for their overall ridiculousness. I love the 70's revival, but Phillip Lim is devastatingly off with these blue pants. If you do like them, I could stop by and pick some up for you for $2.00 at the salvation army! no worries, i'll take care of it before the weekend.

kisses,
Jessica

3.1 Phillip Lim Patch Pocket Pants....$395!!!!!

Speechless

Dear Jessica,

I...
this...
someone thought...
*sigh*

xo
Juliana

At Urban Outfitters
on sale (surprised?) $19.99

Perhaps it is called a Flight Suit becuse it has a built in parachute?

Dear Jessica,

If I had $1700 to spend on a jumpsuit, I would most definitely (NOT) choose this one.

xoxo
Juliana

Matthew Williamson
Utility Flight Suit
$1718.00

Terrifying floral highwaisted legging bell-bottoms....

Dearest Jessica,

i do not know if i can wait until your next birthday to buy these for you. perhaps we need to start celebrating our half birthdays...

http://www.betseyjohnson.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11148485

Betsy Johnson

BJ POSY CRINKLE CHIFFON MIXUP FLOUNCE LEGGING

not yet discounted...$128.00

Juliana

Poo green hideousity...

juliana,

why is this on sale? i can't imagine people would not want a poo green sack of a mock-necked maxi?

http://www.asos.com/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1387252

ASOS Pleated Sleeveless Maxi Dress

marked down from $116.55 to $69.93

jessica